National Blow Job Day?

I haven't heard from Guns in a while, which I'm completely okay with, because he's had more than enough opportunities to ask me out in the last month. I liked getting texts from him every day, but really, what's the point? So after a week, he texts me late at night and I was actually awake.

He is like, "Today is an Amazing Day!"

"Tell me about your amazing day! "

"March 14th, Steak and BJ Day. Show your man just how much you care."

This is followed by several memes about it.

Too bad I unknowingly celebrated that holiday with Mr Gris the day before...

But really, who the fuck is this guy? Why is he even still texting me? Is this going to work for him? Can I delete his number now? You know who get's head? Dudes with manners, guys that have a sense of humor. gentlemen. Can't keep me off of it. Cocky? Aggressive? Lazy? Can't even go out for drinks a second time? No thank you. Move onto someone that will settle for that, it's not me, and I love dick.

#Guns #NationalBlowJobDay #MrGris