Tinderella is back!

I tried to take the week off of dating, only had one overnight with Will Gardner, that was hilarious. It included him dropping a stack of condoms out of his pocket that my roommate spotted in the middle of the living room. I got him high and he pretty much passed out and then was snoring so much in bed I almost slept in my car. Sweet guy, still makes me smile, but I’m really open to replacing him. During a work thing yesterday someone said the Italian’s first name and I realized it had been a month since I saw him. He’s now on the calendar for next week.

I met two other guys on Tinder over the last few days and arranged dates for a Giant’s game, a brunch, and a bike ride with Will Gardner.

Friend Zone came over on Wednesday for lunch fairly unexpectedly. We’ve been texting back and forth more often lately, and I tried to lure him over with whisky before he went to work, I literally haven’t seen the guy since mid August but we’ve been texting random things almost weekly. I’ve been trying not to question it or read too much into it, because I really like him. It’s just awkward not knowing what the hell is going on.

Anyway, he suggested we go to a game tomorrow night so of-fucking-course I said yes! At this point I’m totally down to be besties with him. We have a ton in common, he’s smart, loves to travel, hunts, knows wine, and he’s hilarious. His cologne is also one of the most intoxicating scents I’ve ever been around...so it could go either way.

So that night I’m texting back and forth with all 3 of them, when my dogs run into the house freaking out. At 10 o’clock at night. They’d just been skunked. Single pet parenthood is not the business. It smelled like they were involved in a chemical fire. I ran around screaming at the top of my lungs at them as they jumped from one fabric covered surface to another. One asked if he could come over and help, and the other two asked if there was anything that they could do. I was kind of swooning while I was fuming. Not gonna lie, I love the attention.

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