Tinder Tips, etc.

If you're wearing sunglasses in every shot I'm going to assume you're cross eyed.

Confidence is sexy, being cocky is not.

Demanding massages works?

Bicep pics work?

A sense of humor will get you laid waaaaay before dick pics.

Hollering at a girl at 4pm for a date that night isn't likely to work. Assume she's got plans at least a few days out.

To ghost or not to ghost.

Morning after pills cost $50, offer to pay.

If you match, message!

Emoticons coming from somone over 30 is just weird.

Message me if you have more to add.

#single #singleinoakland #Tinder #Tinderella #TinderTips