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Roid Rage Texts and Angry Dick Pics

  • Single in Oakland
  • Sep 2, 2015
  • 1 min read

Black ER RN, repeatedly sends texts like “Wyd tonight? lol” followed by bicep pics, then I get one, “Are you even interested even though you never text first?” I’m interested, but I’ve been down the body builder path, and honestly, these last minute texts are not working. I’ve got plaaaaaanz!

Anyway, he didn’t take being let down easy well, so I got a series of amazing "Fuck you, Don’t call me babe, do you know how much money I make", texts breaking it off, and then… An angry dick pic! So fucking great. I haven’t been able to stop laughing for a couple of hours now.

Update: I never heard back from the guy, but the men that I have told about this have been anywhere from disgusted to outraged. I still think it’s funny, but that’s my personality and the way that I cope with uncomfortable or upsetting situations.

 
 
 

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